“Leonardo's Mona Lisa is just a thousand thousand smears of paint. Michelangelo's David is just a million hits with a hammer. We're all of us a million bits put together the right way.”

“Hey, even the Mona Lisa is falling apart.”

“Burn the Louvre, and wipe your ass with the Mona Lisa. This way at least, God would know our names.”

“Nothing is static. Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart.”

“The way to get a babe to act in a blue movie is you offer her a million dollars. The way to get a dude is you just have to ask him.”

“Every masterpiece is just dirt and ash put together in some perfect way.”

“¿Qué es peor, el infierno o la nada? Quema los museos, límpiate el culo con la Mona Lisa, para que al menos Dios aprenda tu nombre.”