“Excuses are like backsides...everyone has one, and they all stink!”
“Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one but they think each others stink.”
“Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one and everyone thinks everyone else's stinks.”
“Scared isn't a good excuse. Scared is the excuse everyone has always used.”
“Not everyone has a sob story, Charlie, and even if they do, it's no excuse.”
“I wish everyone had the same chances," I say. "Because it stinks a big one that they don't." - Catherine”