“W-Who knows? W-Who cares? I'm eating. - Gilbert Miller”

“They say 90% of the promotion of a book comes through word of mouth. But you've somehow got to get your book into the hands of those mouths first!”

“We weren't being mauled by lions.We weren't being tortured with bamboo shoots shoved under our fingernails.No Chinese water torture.No burning at the stake.We weren't even being interrogated under bright lights.If only.No, what we endured was a special kind of torture, designed especially for us by The Rat, that made me wish for a bamboo manicure. - Simon Mugford”

“Apparently she used to star in movies.Probably The Bride of Frankenstein. - Simon Mugford”

“Dis'll only hurt a little. -Drofgum”

“If abandoned rage asks, Who should answer for this?/Say, the very blood of our lives eats composure up.”

“Vic pointed at him, two finger-guns of approval. “I like a man who knows the value of words, doesn’t spend ’em too cheap.” Ranulf nodded. “That is the manner in which I roll.”