“Conscience is like a pet: If you spoil it by too much attention it'll start yipping at the most inopportune times.”
“Lust is a lot like a slow brained dog. It slobbers a lot and jumps up on people at the most inopportune time.”
“Nothing spoils idle pleasure like too much awareness”
“Leading people is like cookingDon’t stir too much It annoys the ingredients And spoils the food”
“Love wasn’t something you decided. It was thrust upon you at the most inopportune times in your life. You didn’t choose when or who to love, love chose you.”
“You worry too much. Eat some bacon...what? No, I got no idea if it'll make you feel better, I just made too much bacon.”