“You’re a bright girl, aren’t you? No pun intended.”
“Apollo is hot''He's the sun god.''That's not what I meant”
“From what I experienced from vampires, you mostly suck. No pun intended.”
“But things were different now. I finally had my head -pun intended- on straight.”
“I couldn't help it: Brendan was abs-olutely pec-tacular, horrible puns intended and very accurate.”