“For my birthday that year Anne gave me an inflatable atlas globe, along with a birthday card in which she wrote:I give you the world.Have fun blowing it up.”
“My niece just turned one. I gave her a birthday card that read, "If you can read this, Happy Birthday!”
“Growing up, my parents never gave me as much as I wanted for my birthday. For example, one year I wanted a yo-yo, and they ended up giving me some wound up string. Gee, thanks, mom.”
“its my birthday wish me happy birthday horus said happy birthday I yelled now shut up”
“It’s my birthday, Horus insisted. Wish me happy birthday!“Happy birthday!” I yelled. “Now shut up!”
“A clone would make a great birthday gift, because it’s the only gift that keeps on giving. At least it’d better give me a birthday present every year. It owes its life to me.”