“It has actually become very necessary in our time to rebut the theory that every firm and serious friendship is really homosexual.”
“My personal theory is that he has a very firm grasp upon reality, it's simply not a reality the rest of us have ever met before.”
“The difference between actually very serious and actually very funny is actually very thin.”
“She firmly held the theory that everyone gets at least one very stupid superpower.”
“Our lives say much more about how we think than our books do. The theories we preach are not always the ones we actually believe. The theories we live are the ones we really believe.”
“Tom has a theory that homosexuals and single women in their thirties have natural bonding: both being accustomed to disappointing their parents and being treated as freaks by society.”