“Turning into a vampire is like signing a supernatural contract and like any contract, there are clauses.And there is the fine print.”
“Lena made a face. She almost never wore makeup; she didn't have to. "You know, it's not like we all sign a contract with Maybelline when we turn thirteen.”
“An' you told him what I said about a verbal contract not being worth the paper it's printed on?”
“The Yankees' Facebook page was hacked. The hacker was immediately purchased and signed to a 5 year contract with the Yankees.”
“The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of an eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract.”
“The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract.”