“There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns...and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)”

“There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns...and clowns. -Bobby Pendragon”

“There are only two types of people in this world; people who hate clowns, and clowns.”

“Perhaps you should bite me", Bobby Pendragon.”

“I hate clowns. I've mentioned that, right?”

“I saw the horrible way that people could treat each other. That may be the saddest thing of all. I saw greed and anger and murder and a total lack of concern for human life. It was a wicked side of the human soul that I saw... and it saddened me to know that such a dark place existed.”

“Oh yeah, and Spader was hanging out with a penguin"-Bobby Pendragon”