“Authors. Even the sane one are nuts. - Da Vinci Code”
“Authors, he thought. Even the sane ones are nuts.”
“It is complete loose stool water. It is arse-gravy of the worst kind. - About "The Da Vinci Code”
“Steven Fry on The Da Vinci Code-"It is complete loose stoolwater. It is arse-gravy of the worst kind.”
“Do not start me on The Da Vinci Code ... a novel so bad that it gives bad novels a bad name."(Discussion at Woodruff Auditorium in Lawrence, KS; October 7, 2005.)”
“Da Vinci painted one Mona Lisa. Beethoven composed one Fifth Symphony. And God made one version of you.”