“Even brilliant scientists Google themselves.”
“America pays defense contractors to build aircraft carriers. Google pays brilliant programmers to do whatever the hell they want.”
“He’s a scientist. He’s never cried. He flips through Googled image searches of burn victims while he touches himself.”
“By claiming that they can contribute to software engineering, the soft scientists make themselves even more ridiculous. (Not less dangerous, alas!) In spite of its name, software engineering requires (cruelly) hard science for its support.”
“A scientist doesn't know all the answers. Nobody does, not even teachers. But a scientist keeps on trying to find the answers.”
“Scientist are human. Unraveling the knots of Nature's mysteries is a reward in itself; but even so, scientists like to hear the applause of the audience”