“If a hippo ever wants to fight, just walk away.”

“Force a hand, and it will fight you. But convince and mind to think as you want it to think, an you have an ally”

“The greatest story ever told is, in fact, the greatest story ever sold”

“Robert wondered if any of Harvard's revered Egyptologists had ever knocked on the door of a pyramid and expected an answer.”

“Because most Christians want it both ways. They want to be able to proudly declare they are believers in the Bible and yet simply ignore those parts they find too difficult or too inconvenient to believe.”

“Dr. Jacobus, I am walking out your doors right now. I need clothes. I am going to Vatican City. One does not go to Vatican City with ones ass hanging out. Do I make myself clear?”

“There's just no substitute for the truth.”