“It seemed there was always a close correlation between true believers and high body counts.”
“There seemed to be some correlation between devotion to God and a misguided zeal for marshmallows.”
“Happiness has a high body count.”
“There's a direct correlation between faith in the righteousness of Christ and zeal in the cause of Christ. The more a person counts as loss his own righteousness and lays hold by faith of the righteousness of Christ, the more he'll be motivated to live and work for Christ.”
“There is often an inverse correlation between genius and personal hygiene.”
“Education levels are highly and negatively correlated to religious belief. In other words, ignorance is bliss.”