“My lawyers will fricassee your testicles for breakfast. And if you dare board my plane without a warrant, your spleen will follow.”

“Please accept this humble fax. My love for you is without wax.”

“In my mind, the men and women of NASA are history's modern pioneers. They attempt the impossible, accept failure, and then back to the drawing board while the rest of us stand back and criticize.”

“open your mind my friends, we fear what we do not understand.”

“Open your minds, my friends. We all fear what we do not understand.”

“Look, you runny-nosed little runt. You're going to back off right now, or I'm going to rip that safety pin out of your nose and pin your mouth shut.”

“The guardian angel who conquered your enemy in battle was perceived by your enemy as a demon destroyer”