“The greatest story ever told is, in fact, the greatest story ever sold”

“Forgiveness is God's greatest gift”

“Those who truly understand their faiths understand the stories are metaphorical.”

“Science and religion were not enemies, but rather allies - two different languages telling the same story, a story of symmetry and balance... heaven and hell, night and day, hot and cold, God and Satan. Both science and religion rejoiced in God's symmetry... the endless contest of ight and dark.”

“You can point to the alleged miracles of the Bible, or any other religious text, but they are nothing but old stories fabricated by man and then exaggerated over time.”

“If a hippo ever wants to fight, just walk away.”

“Robert wondered if any of Harvard's revered Egyptologists had ever knocked on the door of a pyramid and expected an answer.”