“The difference between love and sex is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.”
“The difference between the almost right word and the right word is really a large matter. ’tis the difference between the lightning bug and the lightning.”
“Like a lightning bug... Like a lightning bug?... Yes, just like a night lightning bug; because there are day lightning bugs too - even if nobody has ever seen one, I know there are some, and I know the day lightning bugs are the cockroaches that since they can't light up, people kill them.”
“The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.”
“The primary difference between sex and death is, with death there is no dress code”
“Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes.”