“Can a recovering alcoholic and a nun be happy together? Stay tuned.”
“God made alcohol and he made feet - and he made 'em so you could put 'em together and be happy!”
“In the confusion we stay with each other, happy to be together, speaking without uttering a single word.”
“America is a tune. It must be sung together.”
“Accept the things I cannot change," I said. "And pray for the courage to change the things I can, as well as the wisdom to know the difference."The thing is... I know this is good advice. It's called the Serenity Prayer, and it really does put things in perspective (it's suppose to be for recovering alcoholics, but it helps recovering freakoutaholics, like me, as well).”
“A substantial daily intake of alcohol was the perfect way to stay in shape.”