“I WAS AN ATHEIST UNTIL I REALIZED I WAS GOD. —BUMPER STICKER”
“Where am I going and why am I in this handbasket? ~Bumper sticker~”
“I love children, but I don't think I can eat a whole one.- Bumper sticker”
“There is nothing to fear but fear itself. And spiders. ~Bumper sticker~”
“If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is NOT for you. (BUMPER STICKER)”
“Genius has its limitations.Insanity...not so much" -Bumper Sticker”
“A Nuns Life: Chastity, poverty, and obedience. Wait, chastity?" BUMPER STICKER”