“If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is NOT for you. (BUMPER STICKER)”
“Words to live by: If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.”
“If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you.”
“If at first you don't succeed... So much for skydiving.”
“The world’s bumper sticker reads: Life sucks, and then you die. Perhaps Christian bumper stickers should read: Life sucks, but then you find hope and you can’t wait to die.”
“IF IT HAS TIRES OR TESTICLES, IT’S GONNA GIVE YOU TROUBLE. —BUMPER STICKER”