“Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.”
“My mother's psychologist says I have an overactive anger switch, but people just keep pissing me off.”
“Maybe that's what love is, I thought: it's being pissed off.”
“Well this is me without my prozac, and this is me just shy of nicotine, and mother fuckers, it’s my second time to fail anger management class.”
“How’s everything going, Jonah?” This question is enough to piss me off. I hate counselors ... I have Naomi. I don’t need this crap.”
“...I've gotten endless signs of the greatness of God's love and hilarious care, but I always end up needing a newer sign, maybe one that is cuter and more spangly.”