“When life hands you lemons say,"Lemons? What else have you got?"- bumper sticker”
“When life hands you a lemon, say, 'Oh yeah, I like lemons! What else ya got?”
“when life gives you lemons, say, "yeah I like lemons, what else ya got"?”
“When life gives you lemons, say cool, what else you got?”
“There’s a really stupid saying: When life hands you a lemon, make lemonade. Well, I have a better saying: When life hands you a lemon, shove that lemon up its stupid butt.”
“When life hands you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail.”