“Where am I going and why am I in this handbasket? ~Bumper sticker~”
“Alex," Madison says through clenched teeth, "if you keep talking in bumper stickers, I am going to stab you in the face.”
“I really loathe [the bumper sticker] 'Proud Parent of a Terrific Kid!'Why not a bumper sticker for the unlucky parents, something like: 'My Fifteen-Year-Old's in Detox and Not Speaking to Any of Us' or 'My Kid Robbed a 7-Eleven and is in a Center for Youthful Offenders.”
“I WAS AN ATHEIST UNTIL I REALIZED I WAS GOD. —BUMPER STICKER”
“Sitting on my stool I thought of a bumper sticker: "If Mean People Suck, Why Isn't My Dick In Your Mouth?”
“I used to be a bumper sticker kind of writer. Now I’m more developed, and my writing often takes up whole bumpers. ”