“my feeling is that if you're not self-obsessed you're probably boring.”
“Still though, I think if you're not self-obsessed, you're probably boring.”
“You're probably the most boring teenager in the world.”
“On the other hand, you're a human--you should understand self-obsession.”
“You're an addiction...my obsession...”
“...boredom is all about perception. It's a self-diagnosis, plain and simple. If you don't realize you're bored, you're not.”