“You're a writer. Make it up.”
“I'm a good person but a shitty writer. You're a shitty person but a good writer. We'd make a good team.”
“If the voices in your head make you cry, you're a lunatic. Put their words on paper, and you're a writer.”
“Fiction writers can’t be trusted. They make things up.”
“I'm an aspiring writer.' I hate that phrase. You're either a writer or you're not.”
“I added 'writers' to my list of people not to trust. They make everything up.”