“A Muzak version of 'Imagine' comes on and John Lennon wakes up in his tomb, appalled.”

“I wouldn't like to interview John Lennon, no, because I'd ask him one question and it'd go to another thing and I'd end up licking his face.”

“...God was like the best musician in the world, because he put together all the sounds of nature and gave people like Jimi Hendrix his fingers and John Lennon his brain.”

“I want to be like Gandhi and Martin Luther King and John Lennon but i want to STAY ALIVE.”

“John Lennon said life was what happened while you made other plans. So was death.”

“Before John could even get through the first verse, who bursts through the door and jumps right into the fray, lips a'kissin' and hips a'wigglin'? That's right, kids, everbody's favorite zombie hunter. Mick Jagger strode right up to John, raised his arms to the sky, and said, 'O zombie Lennon! It ends here.”