“A trio of teenagers, dressed like Prostitute Barbie, approached, drift-netting the width of the pavement.”
“Are you done dressing me like I’m your own personal Barbie?”“Bitch, if you were my Barbie, you’d be half naked. ”
“So. You’re saying my sister’s dressed like a prostitute”
“Teenage hormones plus a few hot guys equals Barbie blood bath.”
“We've got Barbies to deliver, though I'm not sure how appropriate it is to give plastic models of prostitutes to small children.”
“I’ve often wondered why more science textbooks don’t tell teenagers that the only thing sharks like to eat more than fish, are dead prostitutes.”