“Dogs are much crueler than BAFTAs”

“We were, to quote the proverb, "The one dog who barks at nothing answered by a thousand dogs barking at something...”

“We are only what we know, and I wished to be so much more than I was, sorely.”

“Dogs hate foxes. Nazis hate Jews. Hate doesn’t need a why. Who or even what is ample.”

“Whoever opined "Money can't buy you happiness" obviously had far too much of the stuff.”

“clocks in disagreement are worse than no clock at all.”

“escape is never further than the nearest book”