“I added 'writers' to my list of people not to trust. They make everything up.”
“Fiction writers can’t be trusted. They make things up.”
“I sat with my feet up on my desk and started to make a mental list of the people who’d want me dead. Once I got to fifty, I decided this wasn’t helping.”
“I don't deserve you. I'm not made for relationships. I know I'm going to fuck this up. I'm going to drive you away or do something to hurt you, and you'll be added to my list of people I screwed over. You should walk away now.”
“I knew nothing but love and devotion when I was growing up. Trust me, it makes everything easier.”
“Fine, but when I get back to my room, I'm adding don't take shit from anyone to the list.”