“Little girls are like old cats. If they don't like you nothing on Earth will make them pretend to.”
“I’m a girl. Every girl pretends she’s a princess at one point, no matter how little her life is like that. And I like the idea of ‘happily ever after.”
“Every girl pretends she is a princess at one point, no matter how little her life is like that.”
“Guys like you don't usually talk to girls like me. Girls like me don't get invited to prom. Guys don't make fools of themselves for girls like me. Girls like me are ignored. Invisible. But I'm not a girl anymore. I'm a woman. Thanks for reminding me.”
“You're like this leopard who's pretending to be a house cat.”
“There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.”