“She was widely read enough to appreciate my literary wit but not so widely read that she knew my sources. I like that in a woman.”
“My mother was widely loved, and rightly so – and widely regarded as too sweet for words. Well, she had them buffaloed. Any woman who could out-stubborn a dachshund deserved to be accorded the wary and respectful affection the dachshund gave her.”
“Misquotation is, in fact, the pride and privilege of the learned. A widely- read man never quotes accurately, for the rather obvious reason that he has read too widely.”
“Read widely, and without apology. Read what you want to read, not what someone tells you you should read.”
“Teach a child to read and he/she will pass a literary test.”
“I like a woman with meat on her bones." She laughed. "My hips express their deepest appreciation, Major Winslow.”