“Travel far enough, you meet yourself.”

“Whoever opined "Money can't buy you happiness" obviously had far too much of the stuff.”

“Your employers evince great faith in your talents, Mr Ewing, to entrust you with business neccessitating such a long & arduous voyage." I replied that, yes, I was a senior enough notary to be entrusted with my present assignment, but a junior enough scrivener to be obligated to accept the same.”

“We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love.”

“Politicians and sports coaches both need to be smart enough to master the game, but dumb enough to think it matters.”

“Probably in a parallel universe not far from here, I'm working for Nintendo.”

“Dreams are shores where the ocean of spirit meets the land of matter. Dreams are beaches where the yet-to-be, the once-were, the will-never-be may walk awhile with the still are.”