“Why is Wi-Fi free at cheap hotels but $14 a night at expensive ones.”
“It was said that life was cheap in Ankh-Morpork. This was of course, completely wrong. Life was often very expensive; you could get death for free.”
“God will break California from the surface of the continent like someone breaking off a piece of chocolate. It will become its own floating paradise of underweight movie stars and dot-commers, like a fat-free Atlantis with superfast Wi-Fi.”
“No, no, no. There's no such thing as cheap and cheerful. It's cheap and nasty & expensive and cheerful.”
“When information is cheap, attention becomes expensive.”
“You'd be surprised how expensive it costs to look this cheap.”