“There seemed to be some correlation between devotion to God and a misguided zeal for marshmallows.”
“It seemed there was always a close correlation between true believers and high body counts.”
“There's a direct correlation between faith in the righteousness of Christ and zeal in the cause of Christ. The more a person counts as loss his own righteousness and lays hold by faith of the righteousness of Christ, the more he'll be motivated to live and work for Christ.”
“There is often an inverse correlation between genius and personal hygiene.”
“There is a known correlation between denial of one’s sexuality and a propensity to self-destructive behaviour.”
“There's zero correlation between being the best talker and having the best ideas.”