“I wondered if having conversations with your dog was less crazy than babbling to yourself when no one else was around. I guess it depended on whether or not the dog answered.”
“Loyalty. Is it something only dogs know?When I think of it, I wonder if I would rather have it than love. Whereas love is often an over-used word and an unpredictable feeling, the other is nothing but dependability.”
“I say, thirteen is too many dogs for good mental health. Five is pretty much the limit. More than five dogs and you forfeit your right to call yourself entirely sane.Even if the dogs are small.”
“No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.”
“Faith when looked at by the world looks like a dog chasing his tail.Chase your tail or go to hell,crazy dog wins.”
“I confronted the fact that I was not only talking to a dog, but answering for one.”