“To expect to be kissed having bad breath is the secret of a fool.”
“Never let a fool kiss you or a kiss fool you.”
“I have loved a fool who counted kisses, she thought.”
“And Nate? You kiss like a slobbering dog, you have bad breath, and you wouldn't know how to punch the right buttons on a girl if we came with manuals. Happy Thanksgiving, Jackass.”
“Men sometimes have to leave their ladies alone, and ladies are not responsible for the bad manners of fools.”
“I can't believe I agreed to this shit. One minute I feel like some lovesick fool; then I remember that kiss, the way you ran to me at the airport, and I can barely breathe.”