“Yes" actually means "No" 100% of the time, when the question is "Can I give you some advice?”

“There is no advice that I can give you, you will just have to trust yourself that when the time comes, you'll make the right decision.”

“Just be yourself' is about the worst advice you can give some people.”

“I don't think anyone can give you advice when you've got a broken heart.”

“Always give 100%, unless you are giving your blood. You may want to keep some of that.”

“Witches are naturally nosy,” said Miss Tick, standing up. “Well, I must go. I hope we shall meet again. I will give you some free advice, though.”“Will it cost me anything?”“What? I just said it was free!” said Miss Tick.“Yes, but my father said that free advice often turns out to be expensive,” said Tiffany.Miss Tick sniffed. “You could say this advice is priceless,” she said, “Are you listening?”“Yes,” said Tiffany.“Good. Now...if you trust in yourself...”“Yes?”“...and believe in your dreams...”“Yes?”“...and follow your star...” Miss Tick went on.“Yes?”“...you’ll still be beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren’t so lazy. Goodbye.”