“Never call a girl fat, even if you're joking.”
“hope springs eternal, even in the heart of a fat girl.”
“Is that a joke? Please tell me you're joking. -SophieI never joke about carnivorous bunnies. -Luca”
“It only takes a Minute to call a girl fat and a lifetime starving herselfThink before you act”
“I just want to make sure that he treats you right! I can't let my little girl get hurt!""... I can't even tell if you're joking or not.”
“Wow, you're never allowed to sleep late again. You're crankier than a fat guy in stilettos.”