“Daniel Craig is sitting on a carrot, Jude Law is sitting on Daniel Craig's head.”
“Jesse, this is Craig. Craig, Jesse. You two should get along. Jesse's dead,too.”
“You all right, man?' This should be my name. I could be like a super hero: You All Right Man. Ah...' I stumble.Don't bug Craig,' Ronny is like. 'He's in the Craig zone. He's Craig-ing out.”
“When in doubt -Kiss Craig!”
“People don't make good Anchors, though, Craig. They change.”
“I [Lorna Craig] would say that teaching a girl that her salvation depends on her having sexual relations with a married man is inherently destructive." Such relationships, Craig argues bitterly, should be considered "a crime, not a religion.”