“Spader and I were nearly killed. Three times. We were also robbed and witnessed a gruesome murder. Happy birthday to me!”
“I have a sudden urge to pee.- Spader”
“Who's Heinz and what's an accordion?"-Spader”
“That Loor's a handful, she is." - Spader (Black Water)”
“If I fall out, pull this ring? What happens then? I sprout wings and fly?" -Spader in "The Never War”
“Oh yeah, and Spader was hanging out with a penguin"-Bobby Pendragon”
“What exactly is a French before it's fried? -Vo Spader”