“I speak two languages: English and Sarcasm.”
“That wasn't English she was speaking: it was the language of diplomacy.”
“I’m bilingual, speaking English and body language. I prefer the latter, because I can speak it silently and without listening and while my back is turned.”
“French: why does this language even exist? Everyone there speaks english anyway.”
“All women speak two languages: the language of men and the language of silent suffering. Some women speak a third, the language of queens.”
“The two most beautiful words in the English language are 'check enclosed.”