“Richard Papen: As it happened, I knew Gartrell. He was a bad painter and a vicious gossip, with a vocabulary composed almost entirely of obscenities, gutteral verbs, and the world "postmodernist.”
“It is a notably obscene crime of our language that educate is not an intransitive verb.”
“My dog is half pit-bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip!”
“It is a pleasant world we live in, sir, a very pleasant world. There are bad people in it, Mr. Richard, but if there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.”
“Richard knew he was fighting for his life, and he was terribly happy.”
“But,' I ducked the subject, 'don't heaps of artists use pseudonyms?' 'Who?' 'Um . . .' Only Cliff Richard and Sid Vicious came to mind.”