“You piss me off you Salmon... You're too expensive in restaurants.”
“Due to state laws, the restaurant was nonsmoking, which as a nonsmoker pleases me, but as a Libertarian it pisses me off. ”
“Remind me never to piss you off ... Are you as good at being a friend as you are an enemy?”
“Remind me not to piss you off Red. You might aim for the heart and shoot me in the balls.”
“Don't settle: Don't finish crappy books. If you don't like the menu, leave the restaurant. If you're not on the right path, get off it.”
“If you're not pissed off with the World, you're just not paying attention.”