“I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.”
“i wish there was a thing called stupid tax, which paid for all the stupid things our government does.”
“I wish the stage were as narrow as the wire of a tighrope dancer so that no incompetent would dare step upon it.”
“Good heavens, no! I would not wish a British chef on anyone except the French tax collectors.”
“Do you work for the government, any government?”"I pay taxes, which means I work for the government, part of the time. Yes.”
“A woefully corrupt and incompetent government is only a problem to the taxpayer.”