“Toppling sounds like it jumped from a tall building and landed gracefully on is g.”

“I think jalapeno sounds like a bunch of letters piling into a beat-up old word to get tacos.”

“To boast wonder takes great courage. Being left speechless with joy is not for the weak. We forget to be surprised by everyday miracles, like toast springing up, the mesmerizing blue in the sky, or even simple friendships. To touch and remember this delicate sense of wonder, we travel. We deliberately let ourselves become tourists to welcome in this unique delight.”

“Wonder is always difficult until you forgive whoever destroyed your love of surprises.”

“He arches his back because when you forgive, the body says, "Thank God.”

“I love hotel soaps. For some reason, I always believe those little soaps will bring me luck. So far, they have only brought me soap.”

“Oh good lord, I'm in a three-way with a cello.”