“The most sensible thing to do to people you hate is to drink their brandy.”
“Sensible people advise against drinking on an empty stomach, but to my mind it is the best sort of drinking.”
“..."The most boring thing in the entire world," Brandy says, "is nudity."The second most boring thing, she says, is honesty....The third most boring thing in the entire world is your sorry-assed past. So Brandy never asked me anything.”
“I hate brandy...it stinks of modern literature.”
“Some people like what you do, some people hate what you do, but most people simply don’t give a damn.”
“Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way.”