“Time is not a memorialit is the pasture where man lies in wait”

“as chaste men thinkso the world goes asunderfor evil disguised in chaste sweet guiltis the evil that kills the childrenand starves the soul of love-Elwood Jake”

“There once was a man who was sore'Cuz his wife wouldn't open the door.Celibacy is just not for meLet me in, you cock-teasing whore.”

“Sometimes in the mountains the animals make paths by using the same route again and again. If you don't know what you're doing, you might think it's a path made by humans--it looks that way. If you follow that path, the path of beasts, you won't get anywhere at all. People lost in the wilderness, they follow these paths and only get more and more lost. Sometimes they lose their way and they die. It's not a path for humans, it's a dangerous diversion. Are you sure that's the road you want to take? It won't get you where you want to go.”

“...for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant.”

“You develop a kind of admiration for criminal genius and ruthless efficiency, and you forget that the criminal empire is built on human pain and suffering.”

“Then Tom wiggled his pecs at me and dove into the lake.”