“Beware of the man who denounces woman writers; his penis is tiny and he cannot spell.”
“He was a man who discovered love through his penis.”
“I never wished I’d been a man. I always felt like a woman and wanted to be a woman. I wanted to be fulfilled professionally and personally, as a woman. There are some who might say I had penis envy, but I only had penis admiration.”
“That man that hath a tongue, I say is no man, if with his tongue he cannot win a woman.”
“Listen: I don't have anything against autobiographies, so long as the writer has a penis that's twelve inches long when erect. So long as the writer is a woman who was once a whore and is moderately wealthy in her old age.”
“The man who denounces life merely defines himself as the man who is unequal to it.”