“Housework, if it is done properly, can cause brain damage.”
“Housework can kill you if done right.”
“Writing poetry and reading books causes brain damage.”
“the disinhibition caused by said brain damage, can also spur the infected individual to seek the pleasure of compulsive, casual sexual activity”
“Nanny Ogg never did any housework herself, but she was the cause of housework in other people.”
“Sometimes a little brain damage can help.”