“I’m not gonna sit around and waste my precious divine energy trying to explain and be ashamed of things you think are wrong with me.”

“You think you know how you'll react to anything and then a boy shows up and kisses you, and some of that just vanishes.”

“I have no idea why this is. I’m sure somebody with a beard and too much time on their hands would say it has something to do with sex - but they’ll say that about anything.”

“And in this role (the Stage Manager) I could speak from my heart, you know!....provided I can memorize the lines.”

“So many people are so good at so many things. Right now I'm lucky we're supposed to smile during the curtain call, because I'm so happy this is the thing I'm good at.”

“I'm standing on a gigantic book, floating in space...I will never need to take drugs in my entire life!”

“Normally it makes me really happy to see, not just that they’re in love but that love like that is possible. Right now, though, I just kind of want to throw water on them.”