“Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.”
“Just think Kate Middleton. Does she do housework? Does she work for a living? See how the world adores her? You (a kept woman) are worthy of adoration, too!”
“Housework can kill you if done right.”
“The cruel irony of housework: people only notice when you don't do it.”
“Housework, if it is done properly, can cause brain damage.”
“Nanny Ogg never did any housework herself, but she was the cause of housework in other people.”