“Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.”

“Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.”

“Character is what you have when you've lost everything you can loose.”

“Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.”

“We can't do much about the length of our lives, but we can do plenty about it's width and depth.”

“A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name. ”

“Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.”